This is not my first strike.
When my almost-20-year-old was young, I went on my first Mom Strike. At the time, I was a stay-at-home Mom with one 5-year-old son. One morning at breakfast, he apparently thought I was moving a little slowly.
"Mom, what's taking the eggs so long?"
"They have to cook."
"When Popo [his grandmother] makes eggs it doesn't take so long."
Strike one.